Saturday, October 23, 2010

Just Give Me My Fucking Money

Me and my friend were in Las Vegas staying at the BlueGreen, just off the strip. We ordered two Vegas escorts to come to our room for some Vegas Only fun. They were absolutely beautiful.

Me and my escort girl were stuck in the living room, not much privacy. Between her phone ringing, my buddy walking in and out of the bedroom, and the housekeeping knocking on the door, we were more frustrated than anything when our time had come to an end. So, we left and went to the Excalibur to try and get more money and a room, just for us.

I tried everything to get money, nothing we tried worked, the bank had a hold on my card because of the activity, they wanted to make sure it hadn't been stolen. LOL. I just wanted access to my damn money. We ended up parting ways. I would like to say that this Vegas companion was very patient and seemed just as disappointed as I was that things didn't turn out they we wish they could have.
NEXT TIME I WILL GET MY OWN ROOM!

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Las Vegas Escorts From A Phone Girl Perspective

From this side of the phone:
Things that WE just don't understand:
Why do so many grown men play on the phone while visiting Las Vegas?
They collect hundreds of our las vegas escort cards while walking the Strip, prank call us with incorrect hotel information, call repeatedly and don't say anything, think we are phone-sex operators even when they are calling a local Vegas number, they will call on every card they have even though they have been told over and over that all the cards, with different numbers, all come to the same company and all do the same thing! It is so fucking annoying when there are so many other serious customers wanting us to send them Vegas companions and we are wasting time trying to verify individuals who are purely playing games.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Someone For Everyone

I'm a pretty big/tall man. Never had much luck with the ladies, at least not the ones I was totally attracted to in school anyway. When I went to Vegas this last month I called an escort to my room at the Paris Hotel, it was early afternoon and everyone I was in town with was at the convention we were there for. I had an opportunity and I took it. I called a girl named Ashlynn. Very Hot! Reminded me of the cheerleaders in high school. I could tell she wasn't expecting such a large man, but her personality as well as her unbelievable good looks, blew my mind. I gave her every dime I had in my room. I had gone down to the cash machine before she arrived and promised myself I would not spend anymore than what i pulled out. It all worked out, I'm sure i grossed her out in the beginning but I also bet she thought I was one of the coolest and quickest guys she ever met. Got to laugh at yourself sometimes. I told her I would get more cash together and probably have her come back the next day or at least again before i left town. I wonder how many of us tell the girls that with no intentions of doing so? I am one of them.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Customer Service Gone Too Far

I just wanted to get something off my chest. While I was in Las Vegas recently I indulged in some extraordinary fun, outside the box for me anyway. I invited a very beautiful escort to my room for some late night fun. That would be an understatement. lol She stayed with me for several hours and I ended up spending quite a large sum of money with her. She works for an escort agency in Vegas, that didn't bother me. Now, after she left my room I got a phone call asking me if I wanted to see another girl? I replied that I didn't. I had spent my limit with her and had to budget the rest of my stay carefully because of what I had already spent with the girl that had just left. The agency continued to call me several times a day for the remainder of my stay, asking and/or telling me to call if I decided i did want another Vegas escort. I felt harassed. They also noted that I did say I would see another girl when I hadn't said that, EVER. I'm assuming that because I spent a lot of money they assumed I had a whole lot more to spend. I had told them NO and they kept on calling me. How Rude!

Friday, September 11, 2009

Nice Undies

Imagine a group of beefy guys dancing in tiny g-strings. Does that work for you? If it does you will most likely have an incredible time because it seems that every time my wife sees the show she forgets that i have long forgotten the art of the sit-up. Women, a fantasy filled couple of hours and men, time for an escort to meet you in your room while she is gone.

Shut Up And Blow Me

For the third straight night I had to listen to my friend having fun in the other room. As I lay on the couch of my best friend’s hotel room in Las Vegas, I tried to ignore the sounds of happiness, but it didn't work. I knocked on the door and asked how i could have fun too. He referred me to a Vegas escort service he had booked a girl with days before. I called them and next thing you know I was having just as much fun as he was.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Well-to-do Escorts

High class and famous stars, actresses and actors of course can do what they want. Elite London escorting is a small hobby for making money.
For example, in UK there is very expensive London escort agency for prosperous ladies and gentlemen. Attractive and respectful London escorts are well-known models and stars. Client pays about 50 000 pounds per night.
Quality of the escorting is so confident, that even for registration you should pay 1600 pounds. These prices are fine for clients, because companionship services provide real famous London escorts girls.