Shut Up And Blow Me

For the third straight night I had to listen to my friend having fun in the other room. As I lay on the couch of my best friend’s hotel room in Las Vegas, I tried to ignore the sounds of happiness, but it didn't work. I knocked on the door and asked how i could have fun too. He referred me to a Vegas escort service he had booked a girl with days before. I called them and next thing you know I was having just as much fun as he was.